-
IOBA

 

Home

Member Directory

Search Member Inventory
at IOBABooks.com

Member Autobiographies

The Standard
(our magazine)

Book Terminology

Description Definitions

Code of Ethics

Mission

Bylaws

Board of Directors

Membership Application
(and dues payment)

Links to Book Related Sites

Contact the Editor

Contact IOBA

 

 

 

Members Only

Home











All material © IOBA

Table of Contents
Email the editor
Printable page
Print entire magazine


Book Deodorizer

One of the most pernicious knids in the last several hundred years of bookselling has been odoriferous books. As all booksellers know, most books stink, but some of them go so far as to smell. It breaks the heart to tear into a lovely milk crate of potentially mortgage- paying volumes only to discover that they have been stored in the back of a disused lavatory along with the owners' collection of rare molds & spores.

There are many makeshift methods to drive odors out of books, from a dose of sunlight to a good strong coating of Febreze®. But they may work or not work or even damage the invalided book.

So, if you have recently unearthed a nice fat modern first whose mindless half-wit of an owner had a fondness for pellet burning wood stoves and you would like it made more socially acceptable in a reasonable amount of time, I suggest you try my exclusively made Book Deodorizer*. It is made from harmless chemically neutral highly absorbent granules, (with the recent addition of real cedar scent!*) and when put in an air tight container with the convalescent tome it is guaranteed to absorb odor molecules. Length of time necessary for the abrogation of the odor is dictated by the severity of the stench.

Available in either the original clay based or the new biodegradable corn cob-based. There is no risk as each bottle is guaranteed. Hundreds of bottles have been sold over the years with no refunds...as yet.

*We have tried including NO smellum in the product, however since the odor remains in the granules, it gives the distinct impression that nothing is happening; besides cedar is nice and repells bibliovores.

*see: http://www.bookdeodorizer.com

J. Godsey
14 Pleasant St.
Methuen, MA 01844
pundit@bookhumor.com
http://www.bookhumor.com

Selling books since 1980
Publisher of Sic, the Book Humor magazine
Distributors of "Book Deodorizer"
http://www.bookdeodorizer.com

Subscribe to the Standard
Sign up to receive notification of new issues of the IOBA Standard.



Home | Mission Statement | Code of Ethics
Book Terminology | Description Definitions
Contact Us
Member Dealers Contact Info | Membership Application
(and dues payment)

Links to Book Related Sites

Problems? email the Webmaster

View Stats

L10 Web Stats Reporter 3.15 LevelTen Hit Counter - Free Web Counters
LevelTen Web Design Company - Website, Flash & Graphic Designers

- -