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  • Thu, 18 Jun 2015 09:41:00    Permalink
    Pistil Books had our first literary and musical event in our upstairs space (the Airbnb apartment mentioned in the previous post) this week and it turned out to be really fun.  Our format was an hour of music, food, wine and mingling followed by three readers, then more music as the party wound up.  Since our space was limited, all the guests were invited and we had a full house at about twenty people.

    Thanks go to Kamposer and Moss Willow for providing the music, and to Kat Humphrey, Russell Scheidelman, and Stacey Levine for their readings.



    Russell reading "Aphoristic Alibis." (Photo by Patricia Spencer.)
    Here is Russell's smart and funny piece:


    APHORISTIC ALIBIS

    Assonance and alliteration, applied and aggregated alphabetically, archly assist an alleged
    amateur author aggrieved at assembling aphoristic alibis advertised as art.

    But beware--bystanders bemoan being besieged by blatantly belabored buffooneries borrowing
    bookish buzzwords.

    Catcalls can commemorate curiously contrived consonant concatenations.

    Dandified dilettantes derivatively declaiming dubious "Debbie Does Dallas" dialectics deservedly

    Enlightening eloquence ever eludes excessively ejaculated elocution effects.

    Fastidiously following frivolous formalities fans furtive fantasies favoring foot flight.

    Gullible guests, gathered gleefully, go gagging.

    Heroic holdovers hover haplessly, hardly hearing.

    Ignominiously injured, I issue immediate instructions invalidating imminently insufferable
    idiomatic iterations, initially irreversible in intent.

    KAMIKAZE KITSCH KEEPS KICKING!

    Let like-lettered lexicon listings long lapidate lingering listeners loudly!

    Meanwhile, my maniacally monotonous method, marching mechanically, makes me mentally
    map many minefields menacing my mission's mad momentum.

    Namely: narrowing name numbers, not now noteworthy, nevertheless nestle noxiously nearby.

    Oddball occupants of oncoming orthographic outposts offer odious options or otherwise
    obliterate orally outlandish opportunities.

    Panic pervades Portlandia's potentially poorest pen-pushing poseur ploddingly pickpocketing
    Peter Piper's peck.

    "Quit quavering!" quibblers quip--quixotically.

    Russell resumes reading: "Rotgut rivers regularly rinsed Rapunzel's Rastafarian rope-like ribs."

    Something sinister somehow spoiled Society's simpler speculations surrounding several
    Spanish strangers spotted Sunday slyly selling Superman's so-called sacred Spandex, slightly

    Totalitarian teetotallers torrentially taught transformative truths that tenacious tipplers typically

    Uhura University's unearthly undergraduates ubiquitously underwent unnerving urges up until
    unanimously using up uniquely unctuous underarm unguents utterly unlike Uranus's.

    V veers victorious: vociferously validating Vaudevillian verbosity, voluminously vaunting
    vainglorious vassals, voraciously vacuuming Valentino's vast vocabulary.

    While Washington wondered warily whether war was what Warsaw wanted, wordsmiths worried
    wearily whether words were worth Wordsworth's while.

    Xerxes xeroxed "Xanadu".

    You yawning yet?

    Zulita's Zionism ziplocked Zorro's zipper.

    The view from the balcony at sunset. (Photo by Patricia Spencer).

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