Biblioctopus

TIMELINESS: Logically, everything is subject to prior sale. TAXES: California residents must be charged 9% sales tax, but we will give homeboys an equal discount to even things out. DELIVERY: Everything is sent via FedEx, at our expense, but we may take a week to get it wrapped. Purchases under $100, that are to be shipped out of the United States may be sent through a carrier other than FedEx. ASSURANCES: Everything is guaranteed authentic, and way cool, regardless of its vintage, but all manuscripts created by the living are particularly burdened with, and isolated by, specific disclaimers of warranty. INSUFFICIENT THRILLS: Everything is deemed to be sold on approval, and may be returned, with notice, within 8 days, for any reason, for a full refund. Everything remains the property of Biblioctopus until it is paid for in full.